From the archives of The Shuli Network comes a cautionary tale stitched in cotton. Uncle Rico wasn’t a quarterback—he was a failed radio call screener, a failed comedian, and a full-time alcoholic who somehow still managed to become part of TSN lore. Every missed call, every bombed set, and being bombed at sunrise… it’s all captured in this silhouette tee, a monument to mediocrity.
This shirt isn’t just merch—it’s a badge of survival. If you lived through the Rico era, you earned the right to wear this. If you didn’t, consider it a warning label: this is what happens when you peak at “hello, you’re on the air.”
Soft. Unisex. Club-coded. And stamped with The Shuli Network’s seal of approval.
Call to Action: 👉 Join the Network, wear the legend, and let the world know you’re part of the only club that turns failure into fashion. Chloe vibe-checked it. Rico didn’t.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and a soft handfeel - Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and a structured fit - Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and easy wear - Durable, vibrant sleeve and neck label prints using DTF/DTG methods for crisp artwork - Retail fit with neutral silhouette graphic — easy to layer and wear daily
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
