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Where humor, the obscure, and nostalgia meets haute couture in the most irresistible blend! Prepare to be swept off your feet by our side-splittingly funny print-on-demand creations, each one a masterpiece of mirth and style! 🎉 Now FEATURING Arresting Developments Merch, LEVYVERSE MERCH, THE SHULI NETWORK MERCH and Hand Drawn Designs from the Legendary Graphic Artist Space Chief
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🏌️‍♂️ Paddle Daddy Country Club™ Collection

Welcome to the merch multiverse’s most elite-ish division.
The Paddle Daddy Country Club™ Collection is where dadcore meets delusion, and every item feels like a badge of ironic prestige.
Whether you're grilling in boat shoes, dominating the pickleball court with a flask in your pocket, or just vibing in a Chloe-approved snapback—this capsule is your clubhouse.
Featuring our four-legged head of vibes, Chloe the Bernese Mountain Dog, each product is paw-stamped for maximum ridiculousness and minimum beige energy.
This isn’t just merch. It’s membership.
No cargo shorts. No boring brands. Just layered references, niche chaos, and club-certified swagger.
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Why Dirky Threadz, you ask?

Because we’re not just a store; we’re a revolution in fashion and comedy combined! With our customizable designs, you’re not just wearing clothes—you’re sporting your very own comedy empire, tailored to perfection! Lightning-fast shipping? It’s our specialty! Your laughter-inducing goodies will arrive before you can say “knock-knock joke”!