Sled Into Sessmas — The Hat That Roasts Hack Comics by the Fire Santa Hat — Merry Sessmas Embroidered Holiday Hat
Sled Into Sessmas — The Hat That Roasts Hack Comics by the Fire Santa Hat — Merry Sessmas Embroidered Holiday Hat
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This isn’t just a Santa hat. It’s a club-coded crown for those who know that the real gift is comedy with integrity. Draped over a vintage sled like it’s about to deliver punchlines to your chimney, this “MERRY SESSMAS” hat is embroidered with Shuli’s golden seal of approval — and zero tolerance for hackery.
Perfect for:
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🔥 Roasting chestnuts and bad takes by the fire
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🛷 Sledding into holiday parties with insider swagger
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🐾 Making Chloe proud (and that’s all that matters)
Whether you’re gifting it, wearing it, or just flexing it in your cabin photoshoot, this hat says: “I’m on the nice list — but I’m not above heckling.”
📣 Call to Action
Join The Shuli Network’s holiday rebellion. Click “Add to Cart” and let your sled do the talking this Sessmas.
Product features
- 100% polyester for strength and shape retention
- All-over print with vibrant, fade-resistant colors
- Durable yet lightweight construction
- Contrasting printed cuff reading “MERRY SESSMAS”
- Easy to fold and store without losing form
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