Sessmas Bell of Truth Approved by Shuli, Denied by Hack Comics Metal Ornament — Festive Shadow Figure & Red Emblem Holiday Bell Ornament

Why settle for a boring ornament when you can hang Shuli Network lore right on your tree? This isn’t just a shiny bell — it’s a club‑coded keepsake that screams, “I support comedy that actually lands.” Perfect for roasting relatives during holiday dinner, flexing your insider status, or just reminding everyone that hack jokes belong in the trash, not on the tree.

• ✅ Meta‑humor baked in (your guests won’t get it, but the club will)

• ✅ Chloe‑approved — because if the Bernese Mountain Dog says it’s festive, it’s festive

• ✅ Stocking stuffer with bite — small gift, big laugh

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Join the Shuli Network in turning holiday décor into a comedy revolution. Click “Add to Cart” now and let your tree do the heckling this season!

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Product features
- Pre-drilled hole with included red hanging ribbon
- Available shapes: Bell, Tree, Round, Oval
- Vivid double-sided printing on glossy white aluminum
- Durable, scratch- and chip-resistant finish
- Each pack contains one single ornament

Care instructions
- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.