“I’m Supposed to Dink Now” — Shuli Network Lore Tee

Forget thinking. That’s old news. The Shuli Network has officially upgraded the human brain to dinking. This shirt is your reminder that deep thoughts are overrated — dinking is faster, funnier, and way more on‑brand.

• Cognitive chaos: Replace every “think” with “dink” and watch conversations spiral into glorious nonsense.

• Insider badge: Only true fans know the origin story, and wearing it proves you’re fluent in Shuli‑speak.

• Unisex comfort: Perfect for podcasts, parties, or just dinking about life’s big questions.

• Lore escalation: Every correction fuels the myth. Chloe approves.

This isn’t just merch — it’s a Mispoked word by a dolt turned into a philosophy. Don’t overthink it… just over‑dink it.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Structural support from side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape to retain shape.
- Retail crew neckline for a clean, casual look suitable for layering.
- High-quality printing methods (DTF/DTG) produce crisp sleeve and neck details.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WrAP standards).

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean