“BUT I DIGRESS” Tee – For the Verbally Unstable Elite

Whether you're mid-rant on a podcast, dodging accountability in a group chat, or just casually spiraling in line at CVS, this shirt lets everyone know: yes, you’re off-topic—and proud of it.

Stamped with Shuli Network approval and designed for those who weaponize anecdotes, this distressed tri-color graphic tee is your wearable disclaimer. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a preemptive apology, a conversational detour, and a flex for anyone whose brain runs on side quests.

Perfect for:

• 🧃 Podcasters who forget their own episode titles

• 🧠 Fans who treat every voicemail like a TED Talk

• 🐾 Chloe-certified club members who know the lore runs deep

Soft, stylish, and slightly chaotic—just like your storytelling. Grab one before you forget what you were saying.

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment for lasting durability.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for all-day wear.
- Manufactured sustainably, ensuring humane working conditions.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean