From The Shuli Network: the merch that mocks the myth.
Some people hand out business cards. Some people update LinkedIn. And then there’s this guy—the Deadbeat who decided his résumé belongs on a T‑shirt. Scene E, Take: Many, Directed by Nobody Important… yet somehow he’s still wearing it to every gig, every podcast, every family barbecue.
Loud speech bubble: because subtlety isn’t in his credits
Clapperboard design: proof that even unpaid work deserves a costume
Black tee, yellow/white print: the perfect backdrop for self‑promotion
Ideal for anyone who wants to parody the “walking résumé” lifestyle
Call to action: Join The Shuli Network in laughing at the legend. Wear it ironically, wear it proudly, but most of all—wear it so you don’t have to explain your credits ever again.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort - Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stabilized fit - Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a clean, classic look - DTF/DTG-compatible printing for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics; tear-away label to reduce irritation - REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; ethically manufactured under humane, certified practices
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
