The Shuli Network-Approved Bounce Containment Unit – For Raids, Reps & Regret

This isn’t just a sports bra—it’s tactical gear for the emotionally athletic. Whether you're sprinting through obscure livestreams or powerlifting your way through podcast drama, The Shuli Network-Approved Bounce Containment Unit keeps you supported, stylish, and slightly smug.

Made from breathable, ultra-soft fabric that feels like a hug from your favorite inside joke, this bra is perfect for:

• Gym sessions where you pretend not to be listening to The Uncle Rico Show

• Raiding lesser-known YouTube channels with full chest confidence

• Flexing on normies who don’t know Chloe runs the merch division

Available in sizes S–2XL, because club-coded support should be inclusive. Features a unique logo that says “I lift… spirits, mostly,” and a fit so comfortable it might just replace your therapist.

🐾 Chloe’s Club-Approved Features:

• Moisture-wicking fabric for sweaty raids and spicy takes

• Stretchy enough to handle emotional baggage and burpees

• Ships globally via Shuli-coded fulfillment (fast enough to beat the next meltdown)

📣 Call to Action: Add to cart now and let your torso join the Network. Bonus points if you wear it while explaining to your gym crush what “Oops, All Lore” means. The Shuli Network salutes your hustle—and your bounce management.yle.

Product features
- Moisture-wicking material keeps you cool during workouts.
- Double-layer front and supportive straps ensure a secure fit.
- All-over print design adds a stylish flair.
- Made from 83% polyester and 17% spandex for durability and comfort.
- Compression fit enhances support during physical activity.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)