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The Raid Tee – We Came to Watch, Not to Judge (Mostly)

The Raid Tee – We Came to Watch, Not to Judge (Mostly)

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This shirt is your official uniform for digital spelunking into the weird, wonderful world of lesser-known YouTube shows. Whether you’re dropping into a 12-view livestream or decoding the plot of a puppet-hosted conspiracy podcast, The Raid Tee says: “I was there. I saw things. I subscribed.”

Made from Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton so soft it feels like a hug from a confused host, this tee is perfect for:

  • Raiding obscure channels with the Shuli Network

  • Leaving supportive comments like “You’re doing great, sweetie”

  • Pretending you didn’t just binge 3 hours of content filmed in a basement

Available in colors like “Algorithmic Abyss,” “Heathered Curiosity,” and “Dark Mode,” this unisex fit is optimized for stealth viewing and ironic sincerity.

🐾 Chloe’s Club-Approved Features:

  • Global shipping via Shuli-coded fulfillment (fast enough to beat the cringe)

  • Sizing that actually makes sense, because raids require coordination

  • Designed for maximum screenshotability and plausible deniability

📣 Call to Action: Add to cart now and let your torso do the scouting. Bonus points if you wear it while explaining to a stranger why a guy with 42 subscribers deserves a Netflix deal. The Shuli Network salutes your service—one obscure channel at a time.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel.
- Retail fit, suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions.
- Breathable fabric, making it perfect for various activities.
- Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritations.
- Manufactured sustainably with Fair Labor standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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