The Only Dinner Guest That Doesn’t Judge You — Lenny’s Turtle Napkin

Introducing the most unexpectedly legendary piece of tableware this side of the podcast multiverse: the Lenny’s Turtle Cotton Twill Napkin. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, wiping BBQ sauce off your face, or using it to dab away tears of laughter from The Uncle Rico Show, this napkin’s got shell-shocking charisma.

Printed with everyone’s favorite emotionally complex reptile, this quirky square of fabric is eco-friendly, machine washable, and cooler than your cousin who swears he “knew about TSN before it was mainstream.”

🍽️ Perfect for:

• Fans who want their dining decor to come with a backstory

• Gifting to that one friend who speaks fluent sarcasm

• Adding “turtle with subtle attitude” energy to your next charcuterie board

🛒 Grab yours now and give your table the slow, steady swagger it never knew it needed.

Product features
- 100% Cotton Twill for a strong and smooth feel
- Sewn hemmed edges for added durability
- Fade-resistant for long-lasting use
- One-sided print for a stylish look
- Perfect for both casual and formal occasions

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Line dry