Sun Up, Face Down — The Morning Show That Shouldn’t Be

Wake up and immediately regret it with Sun Up, Face Down — The Shuli Network’s most unqualified attempt at a morning show. Hosted by a literal sun with anchorman hair and questionable credentials, this retro 80s parody tee brings the chaos of cue card confusion, Frog‑level mispronunciations, and chrome‑text optimism straight to your chest.

Featuring a neon sunrise, VHS vibes, and a breaking news ticker that reads like it was written by a sleep‑deprived intern, this shirt is your official uniform for mornings that start strong and spiral fast.

Perfect for:

• Fans of Shuli Network lore

• People who think “Face Down” is a lifestyle

• Anyone who’s ever watched a sunrise and said “No thanks”

Tap in, suit up, and broadcast your allegiance to the most unhinged sunrise in comedy history. Only on The Shuli Network.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- High-quality print methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider) delivering crisp, vibrant graphics
- REACH certified; blended color options available with specified fabric mixes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean