Welcome to the Paddle Daddy Country Club, where the only thing heavy is the sarcasm and the only membership requirement is owning this hoodie. Whether you're dominating the pickleball court with questionable form or sipping boxed wine in a lawn chair, this unisex sweatshirt wraps you in cozy prestige.
Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it features a spacious kangaroo pouch for your hands, snacks, or emotional baggage. The adjustable drawstring hood adds just enough mystery to make people wonder if you actually play padel—or just talk about it at brunch.
Perfect for:
Dads who think “athleisure” means wearing Crocs with confidence
Gift-givers who want to say “I love you, but also LOL”
Anyone who believes in comfort, sarcasm, and embroidered crests
🧼 Product Features:
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for year-round wear
OEKO-TEX-certified dyes = eco-friendly snark
Kangaroo pouch = built-in snack holster
Adjustable hood = hide from responsibilities in style
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Add to cart and claim your spot at the Paddle Daddy Country Club—where the only thing elite is your sense of humor. Because comfort should come with a side of irony.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- Made from a durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for enhanced comfort
- Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for environmental safety
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
