For Walls That Deserve Membership
Welcome to the elite-ish outdoors. This vintage-style metal crest isn’t just wall art—it’s a declaration of faux prestige, dadcore dominance, and ironic luxury. Whether you're hosting backyard tournaments or just flexing your club status in the garage, this emblem says: “I hike… but only to the snack bar.”
🏞️ Features:
Crest design includes:
Crossed woodgrain pickleball paddles
Mountain silhouette & pine tree border
Flamingo in a dad visor on a lawn chair
Latin motto: In Daddibus Veritas
Corner icons: grill spatula, flip-flops, cooler, pickleball
Color palette: Forest green, rust, sand, matte black, with optional gold trim
Style: Retro national park badge meets ironic country club swagger
Material: Durable metal with a slightly distressed finish for vintage charm
🎯 Perfect For:
Man caves, patios, garages, backyard bars
Father’s Day gifts, housewarming flexes, or club member initiation rites
Anyone who believes in leisure with legacy
📣 Club Lore:
This sign is more than decor—it’s your membership badge to the Paddle Daddy Country Club™. A place where the only dress code is “visors encouraged,” and the only rule is “prestige must be earned… or bought.
Product features
- 100% aluminum material for durability and lightweight design.
- Includes a hanging hook for easy mounting with an assembly block.
- Available in eleven different sizes for customized fit.
- Matte finish allows for vibrant color display on one side.
- Suitable for indoor use only, creating an inviting atmosphere.
Care instructions
- Use non-abrasive, non-ammonium based products for cleaning. Dish soap with warm water is only recommended for spot cleaning.
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
