Where the Fields Are Fertile and the Sass Is Seasonal
Welcome to the agri-elite. This metal crest isn’t just wall decor—it’s a declaration of rural royalty. Whether you’re tilling the backyard garden with a cocktail in hand or hosting a cornhole tournament next to the chicken coop, this sign says: “I’m farm-raised, court-trained, and snack-bar certified.”
🚜 Features:
Crest design includes:
Crossed pickleball paddles with woodgrain texture
Barn silhouette with sunburst rays
Flamingo in overalls and a straw hat, seated on a hay bale
Latin motto: In Daddibus Veritas
Corner icons: pitchfork, flip-flops, cooler, pickleball
Color palette: Rust, forest green, sand, matte black, with optional gold trim
Material: 100% aluminum with a matte finish and vintage texture
Sizes: Available in 11 formats to fit barns, sheds, patios, and garages
🌽 Perfect For:
Farmer’s markets, backyard BBQs, and ironic barn parties
Father’s Day gifts for dads who plant jokes and harvest compliments
Anyone who believes in leisure, legacy, and livestock-adjacent prestige
📣 Call to Action:
Add to cart and claim your spot in the Paddle Daddy Country Club™ Farmer Division—where the only thing we plow is through snacks. Because real country club members wear boots… and visors.
Product features
- Made from 100% durable aluminum composite for strength and lightness.
- Includes a hanging hook and mounting block for easy assembly.
- Available in eleven different sizes to suit your space needs.
- Features a full color matte finish for a modern aesthetic.
- Designed for indoor use, making it a perfect home or office decoration.
Care instructions
- Use non-abrasive, non-ammonium based products for cleaning. Dish soap with warm water is only recommended for spot cleaning.
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
