Out of the Coffin Jersey Short Sleeve Tee #levyverse Comedy In Multiple Sizes

Are you Tired of laying around? If you are grab your long dog and slip on your, Out Of the Coffin tee, inspired by the legendary Bob Levy himself. 🙅‍♂️

Why This Tee Is Your New Best Friend:

Instant Bonding: Wear it to family gatherings, office parties, or awkward blind dates. Fellow introverts will spot you from across the room and nod in silent solidarity.

Bob Levy Seal of Approval: Bob once wore this shirt to a PTA meeting. The chaos that ensued is now part of local legend. You’re in good company.

Limited Edition: Just like Bob’s patience, this tee won’t last forever. Grab yours before it becomes a relic in the Museum of Introversion.

Product Details:

Fabric: Soft, breathable, and perfect for eye-rolling.

Fit: Unisex, because misanthropy knows no gender.

Color: Moody black, like your soul after a long Zoom call.

Wear It Everywhere:

Grocery store: When someone reaches for the last avocado, just point to your shirt.

Coffee shop: Sip your latte in peace while silently judging everyone’s life choices.

Tinder date: Imagine the look on their face when they read your shirt. Swipe right for introvert compatibility.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may lead to increased solitude, reduced social obligations, and a sudden urge to adopt a pet rock. Side effects are normal.

Get your “Out of the Coffin” Tee today and let the world know that you’re not anti-social; you’re selectively social! 🌍👕

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.