New Yuck University™ – Dropout Edition Mug, 15oz Mug

For the guy who swears he “went to NYU” but somehow forgot to graduate, pay tuition, or step foot on campus—this mug’s for you. Introducing the New Yuck University™ Dropout Edition, proudly brought to you by The Shuli Network, where fake credentials meet real caffeine.

This 15oz ceramic masterpiece is perfect for sipping while you explain your “film degree” that mysteriously never shows up on LinkedIn. The bold “NEW YORK F**K YOU” design lets everyone know you majored in Pretentious Vibes with a minor in Unpaid Internships.

📚 Alumni Benefits Include:

• Zero student debt (because you never enrolled)

• Unlimited podcast lore access

• Chloe’s official stamp of disapproval

• A diploma printed on the back of a napkin

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Add to cart now and gift it to that one friend who still wears NYU hoodies but couldn’t spell Tisch if you spotted them the T and the I. This mug’s not just a drinkware—it’s a degree in Delusion Studies, with honors.

Product features
- Glossy black ceramic finish for a sleek look
- 15 oz capacity — generous for coffee or tea
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience
- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding
- Lead- and BPA-free; complies with ceramic safety standards

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap