Levy’s I Hate People Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee #levyverse Comedy In Multiple Sizes

Are you tired of small talk, crowded spaces, and people who can’t take a hint? Say it loud and clear with our “I Hate People” tee, inspired by the legendary Bob Levy himself. 🙅‍♂️

Why This Tee Is Your New Best Friend:

Instant Bonding: Wear it to family gatherings, office parties, or awkward blind dates. Fellow introverts will spot you from across the room and nod in silent solidarity.

Social Distancing Superpower: Maintain a 6-foot radius without saying a word. It’s like having a personal force field against chatty strangers.

Bob Levy Seal of Approval: Bob once wore this shirt to a PTA meeting. The chaos that ensued is now part of local legend. You’re in good company.

Limited Edition: Just like Bob’s patience, this tee won’t last forever. Grab yours before it becomes a relic in the Museum of Introversion.

Product Details:

Fabric: Soft, breathable, and perfect for eye-rolling.

Fit: Unisex, because misanthropy knows no gender.

Color: Moody black, like your soul after a long Zoom call.

Wear It Everywhere:

Grocery store: When someone reaches for the last avocado, just point to your shirt.

Coffee shop: Sip your latte in peace while silently judging everyone’s life choices.

Tinder date: Imagine the look on their face when they read your shirt. Swipe right for introvert compatibility.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may lead to increased solitude, reduced social obligations, and a sudden urge to adopt a pet rock. Side effects are normal.

Get your “I Hate People” Tee today and let the world know that you’re not anti-social; you’re selectively social! 🌍👕

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.