Picture this: Hans Gruber, the ultimate villain, plummeting from Nakatomi Plaza. His expression? Pure frustration. Why? Because he’s out of reach—literally and metaphorically. But fear not! We’ve got the solution: our Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee.
🏢 Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric that won’t leave you hanging like Hans.
- Classic fit for Nakatomi-worthy comfort.
- Bold graphic of Hans Gruber in free fall, reaching for that elusive Snickers bar.
🔥 Why Choose Our Gruber Tee?
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Conversation Starter: Wear it, and you’ll have people quoting Die Hard left and right. “Out of reach” becomes the new “Hello!”
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Snack Emergency: When life feels like a skyscraper heist, grab a Snickers. It’s the ultimate survival tool.
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Villain Chic: Forget hero tees; embrace your inner Gruber. Bonus points if you say, “Yippee ki-yay, hunger!”
🎁 Perfect Gift: Know someone who’s always reaching for the stars (or candy bars)? Gift them our Gruber Tee—it’s like a cinematic hug.
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Get yours now, and remember: Life’s better with a Snickers. 🍫💫
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
