🍝 Welcome to Dirky Threadz, where fashion meets Goonie goodness, and every hoodie comes with a side of truffle shuffle charm! 🏴☠️
Introducing our Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt – the official cozy gear for those who believe in treasure hunts, pirate ships, and hearty Italian feasts. Get ready to embark on an adventure in comfort and style!
👕 Hoodie Highlights:
Unisex fit for a look that's as epic as One-Eyed Willie's legacy.
Made from Heavy Blend™ fabric – because your hoodie should be as sturdy as a pirate's resolve.
Fratelli's Italian Restaurant design – the only hoodie that can withstand the most epic of Goonies quests.
🍝 Why Settle for Basic when You Can Hoodie in Goonie Glory:
This hoodie isn't just a garment; it's a map to your cozy happy place. Wear it, and you might find yourself humming the Goonies theme wherever you go.
🔍 Search Terms (because even hoodies deserve their moment):
Fratelli's Goonies Hoodie, Unisex Hoodie Quest Attire, Movie Marathon Fashion Comedy, Pirate's Pasta-Lover Apparel, Goonies Nostalgia Wear.
🏴☠️ Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – because even a hoodie needs a refreshing bath. Tumble dry low, like the anticipation of discovering hidden treasure.
🚗 Retro Rush Delivery – Goonies Style:
Our hoodies ship faster than Chunk can devour a Baby Ruth. Your order will arrive before you can shout "Hey, you guys!"
🎁 Perfect Gift for Goonies Aficionados:
Know someone who still dreams of a pirate ship in their backyard? This hoodie is the perfect gift for those who live for the thrill of adventure, on-screen and off.
🏞️ Size Matters (even for a hoodie on a pirate's ship):
Check our size guide – because the only thing worse than a too-small hoodie is a hoodie that doesn't come with enough pirate swagger.
🎬 Explore the Nostalgia Collection:
Visit our shop for more retro-chic threads. Because in the world of fashion, every hoodie is a piece of cinematic history.
✨ Sail into coziness and Goonies nostalgia – grab your Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt featuring Fratelli's Italian Restaurant now and hoodie on, Goonies style! 🍕
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
