Crack open a can of chaos and sip the madness with the Energy Drinkin’ with MJ tee—an official drop from The Shuli Network. This unisex jersey tee blends retro flair with high-octane absurdity, featuring a neon-splashed graphic that screams “I pregame with conspiracy theories and postgame with roast battles.”
Whether you’re tailgating a live stream, heckling from the chat, or just vibing with MJ’s unfiltered takes, this shirt is your backstage pass to the most dysfunctional family reunion on the internet. The bold typography and color-blocked design are a nod to vintage energy drink labels—because nothing says “I’m barely holding it together” like stylized caffeine chaos.
Why it slaps:
Soft AF Bella+Canvas 3001 fit—ideal for long rants and short attention spans
Perfect for gifting to your favorite troll, mod, or podcast junkie
Guaranteed to spark unsolicited opinions at gas stations and dive bars
Designed for fans who live in the comment section and thrive on the chaos
Product features - Side seams for structural support and shape retention - Elastic ribbed knit collar for lasting fit - Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize seams - High-quality sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs - Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for active or leisure wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
We have a favorite place for smash burgers here, and my husband would eat them every single day. I started calling him Wimpy, and when I saw this thought it was perfect for a stocking stuffer. He loves it and the burger joints owners got a kick out of it too. Great shirt. Good quality.
I found the shirt in adult size in this store. I simply contacted the owner and asked if he would be able to make a child’s size 7/8. He quickly accommodated me and the shirt was printed and ready to go that evening. That is fantastic customer service!!!
