🔍 Attention, fellow humans and augmented beings! 🔍 Are you tired of mundane fashion? Bored of plain tees that don’t scream, “I’m being pursued by rogue cyborgs!”? Fear not, because our “Cyber Sleuth Chase” Unisex Tee is here to level up your style game. 🕵️♂️ The Design: Front and center, we’ve got our futuristic detective—a mix of Philip Marlowe and Neo from “The Matrix.” His trench coat flaps dramatically in the neon breeze, and his cybernetic eye glows with suspicion. Is he chasing the truth or just a really good Wi-Fi signal? You decide. 🤖 The Cyborgs: Ah, the relentless cyborgs! They’re hot on our detective’s heels. One’s got a laser arm, another sports a barcode tattoo (because even cyborgs need groceries), and the third? Well, rumor has it he’s half-caffeinated, half-emoji. Watch out—they’re programmed to steal hearts and USB drives. 🌆 The Backstory: Our detective stumbled upon their secret lair while searching for the ultimate ramen joint. Now, he’s caught in a high-speed chase through a cyberpunk city. Will he crack the case? Or will he just order takeout and binge-watch “Blade Runner”? 🔥 Why You Need This Tee: Conversation Starter: Wear it to parties, coffee shops, or quantum physics lectures. People will be like, “Dude, where’d you get that tee?” And you’ll reply, “Etsy, my friend. Etsy.” Instant Cool Factor: You’ll look so mysterious, even Alexa will be like, “I can’t help you with that, but nice shirt!” Escape Plan: Need to dodge small talk? Just point at your tee and say, “Sorry, I’m being chased by cyborgs. Gotta run.” Unisex Magic: Whether you’re human, AI, or a sentient toaster, this tee fits everyone. Seriously, even your pet rock can pull it off. 🎁 Perfect Gift: Know someone who loves noir, sci-fi, or existential dread? Bingo! Gift them the “Cyber Sleuth Chase” Unisex Tee. They’ll thank you with a nod and a mysterious smile. 🛒 Add to Cart Now! 🛒 Remember, life’s too short for boring tees. Embrace the cyber-chase, and let your wardrobe scream, “I’m not just a number; I’m a glitch in the matrix!” 🚀🔍🤖 Disclaimer: This tee won’t actually protect you from cyborgs. But it’ll make you look darn cool. 😎👕 .: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. .: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. .: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. .: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. .: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
