Brink of Death Coffee –Slap Your Soul Awake Blend (Light Roast)

This medium-dark roast isn’t just coffee—it’s a legally questionable form of resurrection. With bold flavors of dried fruit and citrus, balanced by smooth milk chocolate and almonds, every sip is a jolt to the system, engineered to snatch you from the clutches of exhaustion.

Crafted for sleep-deprived warriors, caffeine-dependent survivors, and those one bad decision away from needing divine intervention, this blend doesn’t just wake you up—it revives what’s left of your soul.

Warning: May cause superhuman energy, spontaneous productivity, and the realization that sleep is for the weak. Consume at your own risk—death doesn’t do refunds! ☕🔥

.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Light roast
.: Tasting notes of dried fruit, citrus, light body
.: Hints of milk chocolate, dried fruits, and almonds
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada