This medium-dark roast isn’t just coffee—it’s a legally questionable form of resurrection. With deep flavors of cocoa and toasted nut, every sip is a life-saving jolt engineered to snatch you from the clutches of exhaustion.
Crafted for sleep-deprived warriors, caffeine-dependent survivors, and those one bad decision away from needing divine intervention, this blend doesn’t just wake you up—it revives what’s left of your soul.
Warning: May cause superhuman energy, spontaneous productivity, and the realization that sleep is for the weak. Consume at your own risk—death doesn’t do refunds!
.: Size: 12oz (340g) .: Medium-dark roast .: Toasted nut and cocoa tasting notes .: Growing region: South America .: Whole bean or ground options available .: Roasted in the USA .: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness .: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines .: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada
