Description: Buckle up, fellow thrill-seekers! 🚀 The WetBrain Run is not your average race—it’s a wild, caffeine-fueled, pistachio eating dash through the chaotic roads of the USA. Picture this: a racetrack that winds through a maze of half-remembered threats, redbull stains, cats on the loose and questionable life choices. 🤪
🌟 Features:
Turbocharged Comfort: Our Unisex Jersey Tee is softer than a kitten’s whiskers and more breathable than a gossip session at the water cooler. Slip it on, and you’ll feel like you’re riding a cloud made of marshmallow fluff. 🌤️
Daring Design: The front showcases a The Duke of the Dabbleverse(selfproclaimed) and others of the dabbleverse. It’s like your brain had a wild night out and woke up with a tattoo it can’t explain. 🧠☕
Race-Ready Fit: Whether you’re sprinting to catch the morning train or dodging existential crises, this tee moves with you. It’s the perfect attire for impromptu dance-offs, philosophical debates, and sudden bursts of creativity. 🕺💡
🏁 The WetBrain Run Rules:
Pajama Pants Only: Real racers wear their most questionable sleepwear. Bonus points for mismatched socks and bedhead that defies gravity.
Checkpoint Challenges: At each checkpoint, solve a riddle, recite the alphabet backward, or reenact your favorite movie scene. (Hint: “I am your father” works best in a Darth Vader voice.)
Pit Stops: Refuel with espresso shots, chocolate-covered pretzels, and existential dread. Remember, it’s not a race—it’s a caffeinated odyssey.
Finish Line Victory Dance: Bust out your best moonwalk, interpretive dance, or interpretive moonwalk. Bonus points if you can do all three simultaneously.
🎉 Join The WetBrain Run today! Because life’s too short for boring tees and sensible decisions. 🤘
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any sudden bursts of creativity, existential crises, or impromptu dance-offs that may occur while wearing this tee. Proceed with caffeinated caution. ☕🤯
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.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
